State of the Nation: Going Nowhere, Slow

State of the Nation: Going Nowhere, Slow

Hello everybody, Efosa is here again; SumtinJustHappenRightNow. It’s been 6 months of hibernation for me and I have mixed feelings about my second coming. Nigeria seems to be on a time loop so we live in a constant state of déjà vu; we invent newer ways to make old mistakes. As this is my first […]

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State of the Nation: Hypocrisy at its finest!

State of the Nation: Hypocrisy at its finest!

May God help this nation. I start this way because it’s beginning to look less likely that we would overcome the web we spun for ourselves. The government of change has turned out to become the most despicable agent of hypocrisy. Before I blow my lid off in rantings and finger-pointing, let’s assess the state […]

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State of the Nation: Matters Arising

State of the Nation: Matters Arising

In my country Nigeria, things can go from 0-100 in the twinkle of an eye. I was going to write on some social/national issues but stuff just escalated overnight. So, sorry if you want to get the low down on the Hushpuppi and Phyno/Ice Prince beef or the #osisuavechallenge, you’d either have to wait a […]

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State of the Nation: Before we lose our heads

State of the Nation

Welcome to your weekly digest of everything Nigeria. I am still in London trying to uncover the mystery behind a certain audio recording that shook the nation, but before I give anything away let’s assess the state of the Nation, in Hausa. Maza Maza! The Race for 2019 A former vice president of Nigeria and […]

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State of the Nation: As we proceed…

State of the Nation

I’m writing this article from an undisclosed location in London close to the hideout of our president, my location is undisclosed because the DSS is the strongest arm of today’s government and I am not ready for Dasuki’s type of “free accommodation”. I have been asked to give a brief rundown addressing the state of […]

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HOW TO BE A NIGERIAN POLITICIAN

HOW TO BE A NIGERIAN POLITICIAN

Nigeria is a playground, more like the biggest sub-par Nollywood movie ever. We daily witness drama unfold in our politics, drama that leaves a sour taste in our mouth. All that displeasure usually translates to social media memes and spoof videos. We are not a serious nation, we are a jocular people; it’s why we […]

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